Roly-Poly Little Bat-faced Girl, and other insults by Paul Simon

This is a special satirical guest post from Andrew Benedict.

 

 

Chubby-wubby, tripping web-toed boy

 

Sour, dour, relentless horse-shoe player

 

Frowning, mumbling, drunk-headed toddler

 

Drooling, snorting, buck-toothed circus tiger trainer

 

Lunging, wobbling ,sullen-cheeked prince of New York

 

Trembling, turmoiling, wool-wearing professor of arts

 

Disgraceful, misplaceful, wife-abusing longshoreman

 

Dancing, prancing, pock-faced youth

 

Chewing, stewing, stressed out taxi cab driver

 

Wheezing, freezing, asthma-having orphan

 

Shallow, fallow, infertile sister-in-law

 

Forgetful, regretful, sausage-fingered cashier

 

Crying, lying, in-need-of-a-mustache-waxing Aunt Helen

 

Conceding, internally-bleeding ,crowbar-wielding bank robber

 

Garfunkel

 

Estranged, deranged, TV-watching potato-eater

 

Limping, crimping, recently-fired hair dresser

 

Elating, masturbating, out-of-work Elvis impersonator

 

 

 

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